I took her out, it was a Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right We started making out, and she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV
And thats about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And i'm still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age Whats my age again? Whats my age again?
And later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops And your husband's in jail This state looks down on sodomy
And thats about the time that bitch hung up on me Nobody likes you when you're 23, And i'm still more amused by prank phone calls, What the hell is call ID? My friends say I should act my age Whats my age again? whats my age again?
And thats about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And you still act like you're in Freshman year What the hell is wrong with me? My friends say I should act my age Whats my age again? (whats my age again?)
And thats about the time that she broke up with me (Please Stay With Me) No one should take themselves so seriously (Please Stay With Me) With many years ahead to fall in line (Please Stay With Me) Why would you wish that on me? (Please Stay With Me) I never want to act my age Whats my age again? whats my age again?