Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him she's in church, but she doesn't go. still she's on her knees And Scotty doesn't know.
Fiona says she's out shoppin, But she's under me and I'm not stoppin.
Cause Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know so don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't know So don't tell Scotty
I can't believe he's so trustin While I'm right behind you thrustin UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH Fiona's got him on the phone And she's trying not to moan It's a three-way call And he knows nothin Nothin
Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know don't tell Scotty Cause Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know So don't tell Scotty We'll put on a show Everyone will go Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
Parking lot Why not? It's so cool when you're on top. His front lawn In the snow Laughing so hard 'Cause Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know