Honey, you'll hurt yourself. I can't play tennis, My golf's a menace, I just can't do the Australian crawl. And I'm no better at volleyball Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love, Ain't there anyone here for love?
I'm apathetic, and non-athletic, Can't keep up in a marathon. I need some shoulder to lean upon And a couple of arms to hold me Ain't there anyone here for love?
I'm not in condition to wrestle, I've never trained in a gym. Show me a man who can nestle And I'll pin a medal on him.
Need some chappy To make me happy And he don't need to be Hercules. Don't anyone know about birds and bees Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love, Ain't there anyone here for love?
Doubles? Anyone? Court's free. Two out of three, Anyone? Doesn't anyone want to play?
I like big muscles And red corpuscles, I like a beautiful hunk of man, But I'm no physical culture fan Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love, Ain't there anyone, ain't there anyone, Ain't there anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone For love?