Замяткин - 5.13 USA | Текст песни

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• 5.13 USA

Ernesto, buddy, give me another beer.

Sure, man.

Ernesto? Why do they call you Ernesto?

Oh, you haven’t yet heard the story?

Which story?

You know, I have been a bartender in this bar for almost 10 years now.

And it has become a common thing that people look at me and take pictures of me.

At first, I wondered why. Until, I asked somebody.

What is the secret?

It has turned out that I had a famous twin brother. I’m sure that you know him.

Who’s that?

Well, he has earned world-wide fame through his books.

He also lived in Key West for quite a while.

Oh, now I understand. You mean Hemingway.

Have you read his books?

No, I’ve heard that they’re OK but I don’t care for books myself.

However, I’ve come to like him because his books and his looks have brought me cash.

How is that?

I have studied his life just a little bit and I’ve learned to make myself look like him.

Now I mix the famous Hemingway daiquiri and tell people about “my” life.

And it works – they like it and they come back.

Cool. I could use that in my business.

Who do I look like?

H-m-m, let’s see, maybe Bud Spencer…?
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