Замяткин - USA2.22 | Текст песни

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– Looks like our buddy Steve got rich. Probably won the state lottery or something.
I saw him drive around in a red Lamborghini the other day.
It must be worth at least half a mil.
– Yeah, I know. I talked to him yesterday and even had a ride in that rocket of his.
– So, what’s his story?
– You won’t believe it.
– Try me.
– OK. You know that our neighbor Stevie never in his life had a job.
So, he sits around all day in his underwear watching “Star Trek” and browsing the paper.
Well, about a week ago he goes through the automotive classifieds and he sees that ad.
A Lamborghini for a hundred bucks!
And being the stupid Trekkie he is he just calls the number.
The guy on the other side says “Yep. Come on over and bring the money.”
Stevie says to himself “What the heck, it’s only a ten minute drive, what am I gonna lose?”
You with me so far?
– Yes, I am. Go on.
– Let’s have a beer first. I had a tough day. You wanna a beer?
– Sure. Beam me up, Scotty!
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