Замяткин - USA2.23 | Текст песни

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• USA2.23

Hey, thanks for the beer, man. Go on with the story, will you?
– So, you like it so far, uh?
– You bet I do! The suspense’s killing me. I’m on my toes waiting for the punch line!
– All right then, it gets even better. Our Captain Kirk gets there;
the guy gives him the signed title and the keys
and off our Stevie goes in his new Lamborghini.
– No, you must be kidding!
– I kid you not, man.
The story, apparently, is that the guy was in the middle of a very ugly divorce.
I mean ugly. Ugly as they can get. He and his ex-wife fought over that Lamborghini for years.
Finally, the judge rules that the guy must sell the car and give the money to his ex.
– Oh, no!
– Oh, yes, my man! Oh, yes! So, the guy tells the judge, very quietly, mind you,
“Yes, your honor!
Of course, your honor!” He sells his car to our trailer trash pal for the one hundred bucks
and sends the check to his ex. The curtain falls. End of story.
– Oh my, oh my, oh my! Looks like the stupid ones have all the luck in the world!
– Let’s drink to our lucky Captain Steve and his new spaceship!
– Live long and prosper!
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