I was given a ticket today. – Really? What for? You are such a good driver. – Speeding. I was going down that hill and the damned cop ambushed me. Caught me on his radar. – Where was it, you said? – Oh, you know… that hill with the fancy house on top. – The red roof house? With the trees around it? – That’s it. I was driving right past it when the cop pulled me over. – But, the traffic cops sit there all the time. It’s their favorite hiding place. You didn’t know? Everybody knows that. – Well, I didn’t. – How much is it? – Fifty bucks for the first time. I was caught for the first time in my life, damn it! – Everybody gets caught sooner or later. What are you gonna do? Pay it? – Well, it says right here that I can either pay it or appear in court. I’ll fight it! It’s unfair! They’ve got no right to ambush! Why don’t they go and catch some real criminals for a change! – That’s the spirit! Go get them! – You’re damned right I will! http://vk.com/club70961925