Замяткин - USA2.30 | Текст песни

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Lookie who’s coming my way! Mister Law and Order in person! Hey! Is it true what they say?
That you’ve become a cop? Or, it’s just nasty rumors about you?
– Hi there. No, it’s true. I’m on the force now. Fresh out of school.
– So, you went to a police school and all?
– Yes, I did. Graduated with flying colors, and now it’s “protect and serve”…
– What do you actually do? Kick any doors in yet?
– Oh, I’m a traffic cop with the State Patrol.
– Traffic cop!? Man, I’ve always been scared of traffic cops!
– Well, who isn’t? Speaking of which, a funny thing happened to me yesterday.
I’m on the beat, cruising in my police car and liking my new uniform, and all of a sudden,
I notice a police car right behind me! And, I get really terrified! He’s gonna get me!
What have I done!? I get real sweaty and all… And then I think to myself
“Wait a minute! I’m a cop myself now! I don’t have to be afraid of no stinking cops any more!”
– Oh man! That’s really funny! Hey, you should sell that story to some stand-up comedian
or something. OK. And it’s really good to see you, man. Let’s go and have a drink or two.
I’m buying.
– Yeah, sure…
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