Замяткин - USA2.32 | Текст песни

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Attention, class! Look at this little guy here. It’s the common cockroach. Beautiful, isn’t it?
Most probably, it originated in the Silurian Period
about three hundred and fifty million years ago. I mean, not our little buddy here, of course,
but his great-great-great-many times more great-granddaddy.
Cockroaches can be found everywhere in the world, from the tropical rain forest to the arctic,
and even, I believe, in the heads of certain people in this classroom.
Johnny, take that finger out of your nose! There exists no less than four thousand roach species.
In a year, a single female can spawn over half a million little johnnies, well, descendants.
Good job, girl! Radiation doesn’t really bother them. Probably, they even enjoy it!
From the survivalist point of view, they’re practically flawless creatures.
They’ve got only a very simple nervous system, Johnny,
and their life’s ruled just by basic environmental stimuli and nothing else.
Unlike us, Johnny, they’re incapable of thinking, of writing a book or composing music…
Compared to this fellow, we’re, well, gods and must therefore act appropriately…
Take that finger out of your nose, Johnny!
– Okay, teach… Teach-the-roach, teach-the-leech – eat the soap, lick the bleach…
– What did you say? Lick what?
– Nothing, teacher. My pen leaks…
– OK. But you’d better watch your tongue, brother.
– Sorry, teach... my brother – from another father, my sister – from another mister…
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