The Lonely Island - Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake)
Oh, damn What is it dawg I forgot it's Mother's Day Didn't get a gift for her Other plans got in the way She'll be so disappointed Damn I forgot it too This could have been avoided What the hell are we gonna do
My mom's been so alone Ever since my daddy left (cold) No one to hold her tight Life has put her to the test
I know just what you mean My mom's been so sad and gray (word) My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom Ever since he passed away
Hold up You thinking what I'm thinking I'm thinking I think it too Slow up What time is it dawg It's time for a switcheroo
We both love our moms Women with grown women needs I say we break 'em off Show 'em how much they really mean
'Cause I'm a mother lover You're a mother lover We should fuck each others mothers Fuck each other's moms I'll push in that lady Where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt this shit is crazy Fucking each other's moms
'Cause every Mother's Day needs a mother's night If doing it is wrong I don't want to be right I'm calling on you 'cause I can't do it myself To me you're like a brother So be my mother lover
I'll be laying on the couch Waiting for your mom Clutching all this lube and roses I got my digital camera I'm-a make your mama Do a million poses
They will be so surprised We are so cool and thoughtful Can't wait to pork your mom I'm-a be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Sho' nuff My mama loves bubble bath with chamomile Straight up Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-doggy style (yeah)
This is the perfect plan For a perfect Mother's Day They'll have to rename this one All Up Under The Covers Day
'Cause I'm a mother lover You're a mother lover We should fuck each others mothers Fuck each other's moms I'll push in that lady Where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt this shit is crazy Fucking each other's moms (break it down)
It would be my honor To be your new stepfather It would be my honor To be your new stepfather And while you in my mother Make me another brother (yeah) And while I'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber (oh)
'Cause every Mother's Day needs a mother's night (yeah) If doing it is wrong I don't want to be right (ooh whee) I'm calling on you 'cause I can't do it myself To me you're like a brother So be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life (oh) She brought you in this world so I'm-a sex her right This is the second best idea that we've ever had (uh huh) The choice can be no other Be my mother lover