Slime Princess, you're alright! Flame Princess, you're okay. Wildberry Princess could be better. All of the princesses are pretty alright, but...
Oh, Bubblegum! You look like a lot of fun! I'm right outside! And that is how I know.
Hey, princess, did you get my text, With a picture of my awesome gun-show? I'm also working on my pecs! If you like, I'll send ya a picture of that, too.
Oh Bubblegum, I really need someone Or anyone, pretty much anyone... I'm so alone! Won't somebody tell me what's wrong with me!? Anybody? Anybody? Anybody!