A long time ago, way back in history When all there was to drink was nothing but cups of tea, Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops, And he invented wonderful drink - he made it out of the hops
He must have been an admiral, a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing, Look what he has done for us - he filled us up with cheer, Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer