(Note: Many of the verses in this song were accompanied by Beck on the tail end but are not transcribed as such here)
Bender People say my broken friend is useless But I say his mind is free There's lots of things my mangled robot friend could be He could make a good hat rack
Beck He only has to stand there
Bender Or a cheap door stop
Beck He doesn't need to move
Bender Or a great big giant thermos With a twist off top
Beck That would be good for soup
Bender He could be a storage closet
Bender,Beck For outdated pants
Beck I like 'em tight
Bender My broken friend could do it all
Bender, Beck Just give him a chance
Bender That robot has a tragic secret That I'd like to share
Beck For real?
Bender My broken friend is closer to me than an ass to a chair That robots name I never told you You could not foresee I'll say it loud and sing it proud
Bender, Beck His name is you and me
Bender Don't melt me down into a crow bar
Beck It suffers alone
Bender Just cause I can't move my arms and legs Or toss me into a trash can Just cause I can't cook you ham and eggs Don't crush me into an anchor
Just because I can't jump and dance and sing I'm telling you my broken friend Put your hands in the air like you just don't care I'm telling you my broken friend Can do most anything! Yeah!