Se~ no Demo sonnan ja da~me Mousonnan ja ho~ra Uzasa wa shinkasuru yo motto motto
[Orihaya: Minna! Tanoshinderu? Other: Yeah Orihaya:Jouhou ya Orihara Izaya, juunanasai desu. Other: Oi hoi Orihaya: Kyou wa minna ni taisetsu na shiawase ga arun da kedo, nanto kyou mo ryuugata mono, sushau(?) wo karada ni ikimasu! Other: Uge~ Orihaya: Haha, gomen kotoba]
Kotoba ni sureba shinjau ningen nara Kyoumi o kesebaii yatte Omotteta waratteta Dakedo are, nanka chigau kamo Aku no michi mo ippokara Ishino youni katai sonna ishide Chiri mo tsumotte torikaeshitsu kanai Shini nuki de, iya shinde yo?
Fuwafuwari fuwafuwaru Anata ga kobushi wo furu sore dakede chuu e ukabu
[Tousa~n!]
Fuwafuwaru fuwafuwari Watashi ga waratteiru sore dake de okotte shimau
Demo sonnan ja, da~me Mou sonnan ja, ho~ra Uzasa wa shinkasuru yo mo~tto, motto Sou sonnan ja, ya~da Nee sonnan ja, ma~da Watashi no koto wo mite itene zutto, zutto
[Uzai to omottananoni kyoukaimousu chatte(?) [More speaking 0.0]]
Anata no naka no watashi hodo Watashi no naka no anata no sonzai wa Mada mada ookiku nai koto mo wakatteru deshou? Ima kono onaji (Shu~nkan!) Kyouyuu shiteru (Jikka~n!) Chiri mo tsumotte de kakunaru darazu (Ryakushite) (boku namae Araragi da!)
Kurakurari kurakuraru Ningen miteitara sore dake de tanoshisugite
Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Ningen omotteiru sore dake de waratteshimau
Namakubi arigatou, unmei no itazura demo Megutte kita koto ga shiawase nano?
[Yo! Yo! Yo! Hey man! Uragiri no yuuyake da [and then rap lol]]
Fuwafuwari fuwafuwaru Anata ga kobushi wo furu, sore dake de chuu e ukabu
(Komatta na)
Fuwafuwaru fuwafuwari Watashi ga waratteiru, sore dake de okotteshimau