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Lord Vader:
i'm lord vader and i get respect
your planet and your life is what i expect
cape on my back cable box on my chest
leather pants till my death, hot oil on my breath
don't be jealous of my boots
jealous of my gloves
jealous of my belt with the blinking lights 'cause...
...i'm the dark lord with the power to diss
dismiss your feeble skills like they're bantha piss

Emperor:
1 2 3 and to the 4
it's the emperor coming thru the door
ready to make an entrance, so back on up
i'm about to blow some plane (...ещё чёто)
Storm troopers:
ra-ta-tat-tat storm trooper attack
a hundred laser blasts and i still can't hit jack
galactic recession you can't avoid
i'll be unemployed if the death star's destroyed

Skywalker jr:
4 and 3 and 2 and 1
and when i'm on the mic the sand people run
'cause the force is flowing
the light saber glowing
i drink my blue milk cuz it keeps me growing
i'm not joking, my family's straight broken
now uncle owen's in the front yard smoking
a barbecue for aunt beru
now there's nothing left on the farm to do
sold my land speeder and i sold my comb
now i'm feathering my hair all alone
i'm a jedi knight with a licence to kill
i think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill

Han Solo:
in my vest i'm the best smuggla
light beer chuggla, leia's main snuggla
shakin' loan sharks when the falcon starts
chewie's killing gundarks with them wookie farts

Leia:
i'm leia all up in your face
i'm the only chick in outer space
gold bikini there is no other
i got to first base with my brother
i'm not intergalactically known
but i wear a blue cape at home
lost the falcon i was low on cash
don't talk trash about my mustache
i can swiddle i'll get crooked
i had han but vader took him
LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE
i'm still BALLING YEAR AFTER YEAR

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public enemy obi-wan
storms troopers said freeze but they got none
i can make them say i never had a laser gun
but it's the jedi tricks i'm playing on your mind, son
cuz i'm old ben eating uncle ben's
in my burlap depends
no next of kin
i'll tell ya about the twins
and trying to make amends
with my old friends
obi out and i'm ghost again

Translator:
6 million forms of ill communication
e chu ta, no need for translation
odds of me complaining is 1 to 1
jabba never wears any pants for fun

Jabba:
i'm obese, i never count the calories
a freak show gallery is my reality
love them slave girl but i need some more
more people snacks for the rancor

about R2D2:
who's the mack
is it r2d2
holograms every time that he sees you
always plugging into systems unprotected
is your 5 and a quarter floppy drive infected?

Yoda:
swamp water i drink and root leaf i eat
three dirty toes on my green wrinkled feet
snakes in my bed can get any sleep
training's complete can i borrow a sheet?
i wish i was 3 foot taller
i wish i was a baller
i wish i had a soft shell turtle i would call her
wish i had a snake in a hat
not a womprat with a tydrium impala
yeah boy!
star wars fans never die
they just multiply
word to your mother
rest i need... rest
forever sleep