Last night I had enough of you, I put on the brakes And I could tell you took it hard, It was all over your face That you were slipping and flipping, but here is the sitch I signed up for a man, but you are just a bitch
[Chorus:] You should know that I love you a lot But I just can't date a dude with a vag When we fell in love, you made my heart drop Then you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop But you cry 'bout this and whine about that When you grow a pear, you can call me back Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright But you're acting like a chick all the time You were cool and now you're not just like that When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When I first met you (Panties dropping!) Everytime I saw you (It was on and!) One day you asked if we could just talk And that's the reason why I'm walking If I am honest, I'm just not hooked on your phonics I'm not trying to be rude or crude I just wanted one thing from you
And you got confused
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When you grow a pear, you can call me back When you grow a pear, you can call me back Grow a pear, you can call me back When you grow a pear, you can call me back Oh, grow a pear, you can call me back And no, I don't want to see your mangina When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop Then you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop But you cry 'bout this and whine about that When you grow a pear, you can call me back Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright But you're acting like a chick all the time You were cool and now you're not just like that When you grow a pear, you can call me back