[Intro] – Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings – But I'm only going to get this one chance – Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) – Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what – If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble – big trouble – and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances – You were just what the doc ordered
[Hook] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox? They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot, but for me to rap Like a computer must be in my genes, I got a laptop in my back pocket
[Verse 1] My pen'll go off when I half-cock it, got a fat knot from that rap profit Made a living and a killing off it, ever since Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack, I'm an MC still as honest But as rude and indecent as all hell, syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop, you don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac And at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough time, period, here's a maxipad It's actually disastrously bad for the wack to masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
[Hook] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox? Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
[Verse 2] Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful excuberance Everybody loves to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but chew other moons since Emcees get taken to school with this music cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new school full of students Me, I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N.W.A, Cube, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you they got Slim Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock N' Roll Hall Of Fame Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of shame You fags think it's all a game till I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking? Little gay looking boy, so gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy You witnessing a massacre like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the back and a way to go from your label everyday looking boy Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy? I got a hell yeah from Dre looking boy I'mma work for everything I have, never ask nobody for shit Get outta my face looking boy Basically boy you're never gonna be capable to keep up with the same pace looking boy
[Hook] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel before General Zod this planet Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard