Oh, Loverboy! That woman's heart is not a toy Don't play with her affections Or falsify her joy Just settle down You better stop running around Or soon you're gonna wind up down six feet underground Loverboy! I know your girl is pretty coy She don't deserve this treatment From such a callow boy She'll catch on You're gonna miss her when she's gone You think you're pretty clever But she'll be out by dawn (She's so pure and) Shows such deep affection (All you do is) Try to please yourself (If you fail to) Go in the right direction I may have to beat you down myself Loverboy! Your actions make me so annoyed You better stop at once before her spirits are destroyed So cut it out 'Cause this is not what love's about Well you'll regret your actions I know without a doubt Loverboy! What happened to your prior joy? Your lady learned the truth And now she moved to Illinois? You'll take no wife Now say hello to pain and srife And welcome a disease that you'll be carrying for life Oh, Loverboy! Yeah, Loverboy! You've finally been discovered, boy! Congratulations, Loverboy! Yeah, Loverboy! Oh, Loverboy! Your wandering days are over boy Loverboy, that's right!.