[Intro] Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings But I'm only going to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (For six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen But I don't know what if that means what I think it means We're in trouble, big trouble And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances (You are just what the doc ordered)
[Bridge] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox They said I rap like a robot, so call me rapbot
[Verse 1] But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes I got a laptop in my back pocket My pen'll go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot from that rap profit Made a living and a killing off it Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as honest But as rude and as indecent as all hell Syllables, skill-a-holic (kill em all with) This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac Backpack rap crap, yep, yep, yackity-yak And at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow, all I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a maxi pad It's actually disastrously bad for the wack While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece (Yeah)
[Bridge] Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
[Verse 2] Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since MC's get taken to school with this music Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme' Now I lead a new school full of students Me, I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N.W.A, Cube, Hey Doc, Ren Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC, induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of shame You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off a plank, and tell me what in the fuck are you thinking Little gay lookin' boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight face lookin', boy You witnessing a massacre Like you watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking, boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the back And a way to go from your label everyday lookin', boy Hey, lookin' boy, what you say lookin' boy I get a \"hell yeah\" from Dre lookin', boy I'ma work for everything I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face lookin' boy Basically boy you're never gonna be capable To keeping up with the same pace lookin', boy
[Bridge] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar,