- (John Milton:) Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyways? God? Is that it... God? Well I tell ya, let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch... He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He give you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do, I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic, gag reel! He sets the rules in opposition. It’s the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch... Touch, but don't taste... Taste, don't swallow. And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughing his sick fucking ass off! He's a tight ass, he's a sadist! He's an absantee landlord! Worship that... Never! - (Kevin Lomax:) Better to reign in hell than serve in Heaven, is that it? - (John Milton:) Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began! I've nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections... I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. I rest my case.