What gives a girl Power and punch? Is it charm, is it poise? No, it's hairspray!
What gets a gal Asked out to lunch Is it brains, is it dough? No, it's hairspray!
If you take a ride With no can at your side Then your flip will be gone With the wind
But if you spray it and lock it, You can take off in a rocket And in outer space Each hair will be in place
Why take a chance When you get up and dance If you twist, i insist You use hairspray
And tell your mother Her head she should smother With "ultra-clutch" faithfully So if you're a redhead, A blonde or brunette Just take my advice And you might just get The only thing better than hairspray That's me!
Forget the milkman The only thing better than hairspray That's me!
What makes a man Reach out and touch? Ultra clutch!
So if you're a redhead, A blonde or brunette Just take my advice And you might just get The only thing better than hairspray That's me!