Buster In junkyard society We're repelled by all propriety Humility and modesty Good manners and sobriety We always gulp our meat Our coats are never neat Alas, we lack all poise We're full of natural noise No pets you stroke and pat You might as well be a cat In junkyard society All Society Buster We are the mutual un-elite An underclass from our head to feet Our deeds are spiteful our mischief pure We got a natural disorder for which there's no cure Down to the junkyard Straight to the junkyard Step to the junkyard society rag Francois That's where you're nobody's perfumed pet Sparky Where you can wet where you want to wet Ruby Where you put charity on the shelf Buster The only one that you'll look out foris you, yourself All Down in the junkyard Check out the junkyard Doin' the junkyard society rag Sparky No distemper shots from the vet Ruby Show your temper Sparky Mean as you can get All Down at the year where we live and let Francois Chaos and trouble All Oh, we do it double Buster None of this play-it-safe house dog stuff Our days are risky Our nights are "ruff "The peaceful life leaves us ill at ease We're crude and loud in a crowd And very proud of our fleas All Down at the junkyard Check out the junkyard Step to the junkyard Straight to the junkyard Doin' the junkyard society rag