allright, kids! today we will talk about zombies. does any of you know how to deal with that brain-eating monsters? ha-ha, don't worry. our simple song will help us to learn the basics. ready? listen up!
1. see the zombie - run. 2. close the doors behind you. 3. use everything you see. 4. never lose control. 5. chainsaw is better than knife. 6. knife is better than kicks. 7. never walk without a weapon. 8. always aim for the head.
now repeat what i said.
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kids, remember, your zombie friend is not your friend anymore! even if it's mom or dad. and now let's repeat the rules once again.
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allright, kids! next time we will learn how to make a molotov cocktail to burn some dead meat. bye-bye!