I was slippin and slidin with a long tall Sally Peekin' and a hidin',duck back in the alley Don't wanna rip it up,don't wanna dance with Annie I've got a brand new lover name is Short Fat Fannie
One day while I was visit'n at HeartBreak Hotel Thats where I met Fannie and she sure looked swell I told her that I loved her and I'd never leave She put her arms around me, gave me fever
(1) She's my tutti fruiti,I love the child so She watch me like a hound dog everywhere I go Whenever I'm around her I'm on my p's and q's She might step on my blue suede shoes
(2)Well at a honky tonk party just the other night Fannie got jealous and she started a fight At the club I was dancin with MaryLou I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue
Short Fat Fannie she's my hearts desire Short Fat Fannie sets my soul on fire On Monday we were married on Blueberry Hill Now we're so happy and I love her still