Mary is my best friend She makes me my tea She let me stay round her place When there’s nowhere else to be There’s nothing in her bedroom Just a bed and TV and it’s OK i’m not in her way I just sit and drink my tea
I’m so Lonely I ‘aint done much Lately When you come lookin’ You’ll find me Sleeping Soundly Mary
Mary keeps me smilin’ Even when I’m down She lets me stay round her place When there’s no-one else around There’s nothing in her bedroom Just a bed and TV and it’s OK if i’m in her way I just sit and drink my tea
I’m so lazy I ‘aint done much Lately When you come lookin’ You’ll find me Sleeping Soundly
And when she comes around She says I always look so down And yeah, she’s always right She makes me feel alright
I’m so lazy, I ain’t done much lately When you come looking You’ll find me sleeping soundly Mary