Am Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, and I Dm F (let it ring for acoustic) can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
Am "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. (yes) Dm F (shh) "but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."
Am G Dm (F) I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am G Dm F No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Am G Dm (F) I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am G Dm No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...
Am Oh, Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved Dm F Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne
Am Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Dm F Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
Am G Dm (F) I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am G Dm F No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Am F F Again...
Am G Dm (F) I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am G Dm F No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Am G Dm (F) I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am G Dm F No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
(optional finish) Am G Dm (draw out the of) Am No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of