Fix me a drink, make it a strong one, Hey comrade, a drink, make it a long one,
My hands are shaking and my feet are numb, My head is aching and the bar's going round, And I'm so down, in this foreign town;
Tonight there's a band, it ain't such a bad one, Play me a song, don't make it a sad one, I can't even talk to these Russian girls, The beer is lousy and the food is worse, And it's so damn cold, yes it's so damn cold, I know it's hard to believe, But I haven't been warm for a week;
Moonlight and vodka, takes me away,
Midnight in Moscow is lunchtime in L.A.,
Ooh play boys, play...
Espionage is a serious business, Well I've had enough of this serious business, That dancing girl is making eyes at me, I'm sure she's working for the K.G.B.