Don't slouch, don't read on the coach Go to bet at a decent hour Get a job, stay out of trouble Do not make it double
Don't make waves, lead a normal life No sex before marriage - you'll have a wife Use a napkin, do not point What's that smell? Is that a joint?
Go to law school, never raise your voice Wash behind your ears & put away those toys Look both ways before you cross the street Have a well-balanced breakfast: eat!eat!eat!
You're gonna look like me! You're gonna look like me! You're gonna look like me!
Eat your meat & tie your shoes Apply yourself & pay your dues Wear sensible clothes on Don't look like a moron
Always say "thank you" & always say "please" Wipe off your tears & do not tease Turn off that noise & return your books Be polite, your stupid friends are crooks! Wanna be cool? Never open that door! Mom & daddy gonna see you no more!
Now you wanna be a good boy You don't wanna be bad Rebelling with a mom Ain't it sad?!?
Go to law school, never raise your voice Wash behind your ears & put away those toys Show respect for authority & get a haircut Don't talk to strangers... FUCK IT! LET'S ROCK!
Anarchy is a crime if it is out of dirt But this worst crime was sanctified by some balding quirk Too many generations strived for the anarchy But their habitation looks like a mortuary
Now I'm one of the happiest scum in the history Because I had nothing, nothing to do besides sniffing glue People in grey suits did it all for me! No matter if my anarchy comes from misery
I GOT A REASON I GOT A REASON I GOT A REASON - to live! GOT A REASON GOT A REASON GOT A REASON - to give! GOT A REASON GOT A REASON GOT A REASON - to booze! Because that is - that's what I chooze!!! I GOT A REASON I GOT A REASON I GOT A REASON - to lull! GOT NO REASON GOT NO REASON GOT NO REASON - to gull! GOT A REASON GOT A REASON GOT A REASON - to gawk! Because they need this bourgeois shock!!!
Anarchy is a crime, do you know what I mean? But this worst crime was planned by them - by the whole regime Choruses of disapproval?!? - They are not for me! Our crazy leaders made my anarchy!
I GOT A REASON I GOT A REASON I GOT A REASON - to rush! GOT NO REASON GOT NO REASON GOT NO REASON - to hush! GOT A REASON GOT A REASON GOT A REASON - to fuss! Because we're all here for a muss!!! I GOT A REASON I GOT A REASON I GOT A REASON - to kick! GOT A REASON GOT A REASON GOT A REASON - to lick! GOT NO REASON GOT NO REASON GOT NO REASON - to screw! Because nobody wants to sue!!!
People in grey suits did it all for me! No matter if my anarchy comes from misery
I got a reason got a reason got a reason to think I got a reason got a reason got a reason to stink Got no reason got no reason got no reason to clam Because my life is one big slam! I got a reason got a reason got a reason to spit Got no reason got no reason got no reason to split I got a reason got a reason got a reason to laze Because my life is one big haze! GOT A REASON GOT A REASON GOT A REASON - to zoom!!! Because we're all here for a doom!!!