Don't slouch, don't read on the coach Go to bet at a decent hour Get a job, stay out of trouble Do not make it double
Don't make waves, lead a normal life No sex before marriage - you'll have a wife Use a napkin, do not point What's that smell? Is that a joint?
Go to law school, never raise your voice Wash behind your ears & put away those toys Look both ways before you cross the street Have a well-balanced breakfast: eat!eat!eat!
You're gonna look like me! You're gonna look like me! You're gonna look like me!
Eat your meat & tie your shoes Apply yourself & pay your dues Wear sensible clothes on Don't look like a moron
Always say "thank you" & always say "please" Wipe off your tears & do not tease Turn off that noise & return your books Be polite, your stupid friends are crooks!
Wanna be cool? Never open that door! Mom & daddy gonna see you no more!
Now you wanna be a good boy You don't wanna be bad Rebelling with a mom Ain't it sad?!?
Go to law school, never raise your voice Wash behind your ears & put away those toys Show respect for authority & get a haircut Don't talk to strangers... FUCK IT! LET'S ROCK!