You have been placed in a queue But your call is valuable It's very valuable We hope this doesn't inconvenience you Because you're valuable You're so very valuable!
If you wish to make a complaint We can handle it, we're well prepared to handle it Of course you may have to wait But that's understandable Isn't that understandable?
Don't ask me, I just work here man Don't ask me, I just work here man
(It sounds to me like you need help!) We're very good to you I hope you know we're good to you (Let me put you through to someone else) They'll know just what to do! I'm sorry, I can't help you
Don't ask me, I just work here man (x4) (Work here man) Don't ask me, I just work here man Don't ask me, I just work here man Oh don't ask me, I just work here man (I just work here man)
Directory assistance — Hi, could i please speak to — What name please?...Sorry, i didn't hear that — Just put me through — I'm sorry, yes or no, did you request Melbourne Zoo? — No — Please hold, and an operator will complete your request)
Why don't you fill out a form? We can't get back to you Of course we can't get back to you But rest assured, we'll take your comments on board Your thoughts make change!
Thanks for your time (x4)
Thanks for your time (Don't ask me, I just work here man) Thanks for your time (Don't ask me, I just work here man) Thanks for your time (Don't ask me, I just work here man)
...let's spend some time together... ...we'll save you money...