Tonight, tonight We're gonna get real krunk Tonight, tonight That bum is peeing in the punch Hello my friends You're all at my party It's so good so see all of you My ex-girl Amy and my main man Calvin And the priest that molested me too That reminds me of the time I was in college, I was experimenting Hookin' up with a hot foreign exchange student I think his name was Hop Sing We'll all be friends forever Unless a random disaster destroy the city We'll all be friends forever Because if that happened it'd be kind of shitty 1,2,3,4 After we split I took the break up real hard I started fooling around I did a black dude, I thought he was Kanye And the Jonas Brothers all got down Now that you're split I'll get her hooked on the refer Yeah I'll start pimpin' her out Snoop Dogg's got nothing on this playa I'll get the first prize at the playas ball We'll all be friends forever Unless a random disaster destroy the city We'll all be friends forever Because if that happened it'd be kind of shitty 1,2,3,4