Yakko: Heigh ho, do you know The names of the U.S. residents Who then became the presidents And got a view from the White House loo Of Pennsylvania Avenue?
Wakko: George Washington was the first, you see He once chopped down a cherry tree Dot : President number two would be John Adams and then number three
Yakko: Tom Jefferson stayed up to write The Declaration late at night So he and his wife had a great big fight And she made him sleep on the couch all night
Wakko: James Madison never had a son And he fought the War of 1812 Dot : James Monroe's colossal nose Was bigger than Pinocchio's Yakko: John Quincy Adams was number six And it's Andrew Jackson's butt he kicks So Jackson learns to play politics Next time he's the one that the country picks Dot : Martin Van Buren, number eight For a one-term shot as Chief of State Yakko: William Harrison, how do you praise? That guy was dead in thirty days Wakko: John Tyler, he liked country folk Dot : And after him came President Polk Yakko: Zachary Taylor liked to smoke His breath killed friends whenever he spoke Wakko: Eighteen fifty, really nifty Millard Fillmore's in Yakko: Young and fierce was Franklin Pierce The man without a chin Dot : Follows next a period spannin' Four long years with James Buchanan Then the South starts shootin' cannon And we've got a civil war YW+D : A war, a war down south in Dixie Yakko: Up to bat comes old Abe Lincoln Dot : There's a guy who's really thinkin' Wakko: Kept the United States from shrinkin' Saved the ship of state from sinkin' Dot : Andrew Johnson's next He had some slight defects Wakko: Congress each Would impeach Dot : And so the country now elects Yakko: Ulysses Simpson Grant Who would scream and rave and rant Wakko: While drinking whiskey Although risky 'Cause he'd spill it on his pants Yakko: It's eighteen seventy-seven And the Democrats would gloat But they're all amazed when Rutherford Hayes Wins by just one vote Dot : James Garfield, someone really hated 'Cause he was assassinated Wakko: Chester Arthur gets instated Four years later, he was traded Dot : For Grover Cleveland, really fat Elected twice as a Democrat Then Benjamin Harrison; after that It's William McKinley up to bat Yakko: Teddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill Wakko: And President Taft, he got the bill Yakko: In 1913 Woodrow YW+D : Wil... ...son takes us into World War One Yakko: Warren Harding next in line Dot : It's Calvin Coolidge; he does fine Wakko: And then in nineteen twenty-nine The market crashes, and we find
Yakko: It's Herbert Hoover's big debut He gets the blame and loses to Dot : Franklin Roosevelt, president who Helped us win in World War Two Wakko: Harry Truman, weird little human Serves two terms and when he's done Yakko: It's Eisenhower who's got the power From fifty-three to sixty-one Dot : John Kennedy had Camelot Then Lyndon Johnson took his spot Yakko: Richard Nixon, he gets caught And Gerald Ford fell down a lot
Wakko: Jimmy Carter liked campaign trips Yakko: And Ronald Reagan's speeches' scripts All came from famous movie clips And President Bush said "read my lips" Dot : Now in Washington D.C. Wakko: There's Democrats and the G.O.P. Yakko: But the ones in charge are plain to see Dot : The Clintons, Bill and Hillary
Yakko: The next President to lead the way Well, it just might be yourself one day Then the press'll distort everything you say YW+D : So jump in your plane and fly away