Scout: Alright! Now where are those grenades? I'm ready to blow some chumps to smithereens!
Demoman: I don't have any grenades here laddie...
Scout: ...You don't?
Demoman: Nah, but you could help me make some though!
Scout: Well I... guess I could... help make some...
Demoman: All ya gotta do is take one crossed wire, Weld it in a sinch! Then you take a bit of Potassium Chlorate, Not too much, Just a pinch! Cookin' these bombs is so much fun! Add a teaspoon of gunpowder! Launch one or a few, then count to two, And watch 'em turn to chowder! Grenades! No need to bonk 'em! Grenades! Just Double Donk 'em! Grenades! Grenades Grenades Grenaaaaaades!