I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight from my monster, from its slab, began to rise And suddenly to my surprise
He did the Mash, he did the Monster Mash The Monster Mash, it was a graveyard smash He did the Mash, it caught on in a flash He did the Mash, he did the Monster Mash
From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom, where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes
He did the Mash, He did the Monster Mash He Monster Mash, it was a graveyard smash He did the Mash, it caught on in a flash He did the Mash, He did the Monster Mash
The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolfman Dracula, and his son
The scene was rocking, all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The Coffin Bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, The Crypt Kicker Five
He did the Mash, He did the Monster Mash He Monster Mash, it was a graveyard smash He did the Mash, it caught on in a flash He did the Mash, He did the Monster Mash
Out from his coffin Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing Opened the lid, and shook his fist, and said Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?
He did the Mash, He did the Monster Mash He Monster Mash, it was a graveyard smash He did the Mash, it caught on in a flash He did the Mash, He did the Monster Mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this Mash was meant, too When you get to my door, tell them Body sent you