I'm the greatest pirate you'll find on the map
Even though My computer's an old pile of crap
I'm the master of turrets and of trebuchets
I eat twinkies and ramen for breakfast each day
Yes the lassies and the damsels all call out my name
When I play World of Warcraft I take them on raids
I've tendinitis, my wrists are in pain
I've high scores in every tower defense game
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Yo-ho
I kept the hill from the lot of my foes
I defended my treasure, I've reason to boast
My mother (she) was yelling "It's time for your bed"
but I won, I won, at Pirate Defense
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I'm rich as a king, I've got coffers of Gold
but my dad gives me cash so I'll leave him alone
I sail by myself, my best mate is my blade
My friends are in college, I'm the only one that stayed.
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Yo-ho
I kept the hill from the lot of my foes
I defended my treasure, I've reason to boast
My mother was yelling "It's time for your bed"
but I won, I won, at Pirate Defense
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Yo-ho
I kept the hill from the lot of my foes
I defended my treasure, I've reason to boast
My mother was yelling "It's time for your bed"
but I won, I won, at Pirate Defense
I won, I won, at Pirate Defense
Yes, I won, I won, at Pirate Defense!!!
http://www.kongregate.com/games/HeroInteractive/pirate-defense
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