In 2125 I was on a mining colony on Mars Just a quiet backwater facility among the stars And then one day I was minding my own business I was mining my own ore And there he was Space Asshole, in a truck flying off a ridge Space Asshole, smashing through a bridge And as he landed out came his hammer, smashed my boss right in the face Space Asshole, planting charges left and right Space Asshole, all he does is annihilate and fight I didn't sign up for this, I just wanted to get away somewhere remote Just a place where I could earn myself a day's pay without being smote But every time I think I'm safe Every time I think it's calm I am wrong Space Asshole, hammer swinging, buildings falling down Space Asshole, laying waste to this entire town All the rest are dead, Space Asshole has prevailed Only I am left alive to tell the tale Of Space Asshole, comes out of nowhere to destroy Space Asshole, wanton carnage is all he can enjoy Space Asshole, in a truck flying off a ridge Space Asshole, smashing through a bridge Space Asshole Space Asshole Space Asshole He's the Space Asshole