I see a bearded ninja He’s sitting on the hill His name is chuck Norris It’s roos he’s tryin to kill
Chuck nor-or-or-oris Round hou-ous Ki-i-ick
I was watchin infomercials On my big tv Chuck Norris was workin out With Christina brinkely
Chuck nor-or-or-oris Round hou-ous Ki-i-ick
Ev-volution That is just a lie There’s only a list of animals Chuck allows to survive
Chuck nor-or-or-oris Round hou-ous ki-i-ick
If you see chuck Norris He can see you to-oo But if you can’t find him He’s probably right behind you
Chuck nor-or-or-oris Round hou-ous ki-i-ick Chuck can cure cancer With his te-ears Too bad he’s never shed one In all his years
Chuck nor-or-or-oris Round hou-ous ki-i-ick Don’t ever step outta line Cuz he’ll put you in your place The power of one roundhouse kick Can be seen from outerspace
Chuck nor-or-or-oris Round hou-ous ki-i-ick
All soldiers do the push up But chuck will make you fro-own When he’s in the front He pushes the earth do-own
Chuck nor-or-or-oris Round hou-ous ki-i-ick
If chuck and Brusly Fought in a du-el Some would bet on bruse But they’d be a fo-ol