You don't wear a beanie in the summer for no reason Or a baseball tee when it's not baseball season If you check her nails and they're always trimmed Or KStew is her style twin She knows a little bit too much about the L Word She rolls her sleeves up when she's wearing pocket T-shirts And when she compliments you just feel confident You know how she rolls but you're still not sure
Oh oh maybe she's just being nice Oh or you can take my advice
If she looks like she'd want a few cats If her closet is full of snapbacks You lock eyes that implies That you're in luck my friend 'Cause she's probably a lesbian
Oh oh
Blue isn't just her favorite color it's the warmest And her low cut tank top collection is enormous If plaid or flannels are her go to thing Sit back and listen to your gaydar ping She walks around just like she owns the place You mention pride and she can't keep a straight face Sometimes the hottie-ness jest makes it obvious But it doesn't happen every single case
Oh oh maybe she's just being nice Oh or you can take my advice
If she looks like she'd want a few cats If her closet is full of snapbacks You lock eyes that implies That you're in luck my friend 'Cause she's probably a lesbian
Oh oh
If she does all these things but she's not out of the closet Then we don't know for sure but I'm sure gonna call it Win some or lose some you roll the dice When you're taking my advice, but
If she looks like she'd want a few cats If her closet is full of snapbacks You lock eyes that implies That you're in luck my friend 'Cause she's probably a lesbian
If her purse is also a backpack She's always watching orange is the new black You lock lips I insist That you're in luck my friend 'Cause she's probably a lesbian
Oh (Lesbian) Oh (Lesbian) Oh (She's probably a lesbian)