[Chorus] Warcraft Ho! I Play it everyday I Aint got no life, I never get laid I Aint got no shame, My friends are the same World of Warcraft, we love this damn game!
[Mad Max] [Verse 1] R-O-U-G-E, that's not how you spell it, get it right (NOOB!) Why? Why? someone tell me why I look in LFG,and what do I find? Hybrids! Hybrids! Everywhere! You can Tank, you can Heal, but you really don't care You just want to DPS with no CC G-T-F-O P-L-Z Even in the Battlegrounds, everybody DPS Can I get a heal? (NO!) Can we play D?(NO!) So what we gonna do? Tell me, what we gonna do? Group up, farm HKs, and lose! I'm at the Aution House, trying to buy some nether Then I get a whisper, from a gold spammer So I right-click (no thanks), report spam And I tell everyone please ignore them Patch 2.4, 25 dailies, if you think I need gold you must be crazy! Want to talk politics? (Don't use the trade channel!) Want to talk about your life? (Don't use the trade channel!)
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[Furious Phil] (Yeah, You can not beat me ha ha) [Verse 2] Yeah, I'm on that hard, my Mage hits hard I swear to god the A-O-E will kill your whole squad Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha, you can never kill me, ha! Epic Karazhan cloths on back-slash roar (rah!) 6 lvl 70s, people like \"Lord!\" Surprise them when tell them I got 6 more I play it all day, but I never get bored When my friends are getting beat, I just heal them with my tauren Now my team's scoring in PvP Them Warlocks leave them sick like a STD D-O-T's means your life just belongs to me Siphon life bitch, means more life for me My warrior, a soldier, fighting till it's over My rogue will fill you up with more venom then a cobra I'm winnin' thats a given, killin' is my mission My critical strikes will leave you in critical condition!
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(World of Warcraft is the greatest MMORPG ever!) (So all you haters out there, think Final Fantasy is better?) (I hope your server goes down over the weekend!) (Over a holiday weekend at that!) (Cuz you can beat me anyway) (Your going to be at home looking at your porn) (I have all the newest UI mods and all the newest gear!) (You can't be me ha!)
Warcraft Ho! Play it everyday Aint got no life, never get laid Aint got no shame, friends are the same World of Warcraft, we love this damn game!