Let's go! My name is hedgehog and I'm gonna tell you why And if you're bad at listening I'll poke you in the eye I like to run around the forest in the sun And even when I'm full of poop, I'm always having fun Badgers are my enemies, squirrels know my name Bears don't really give a fuck and hedgies feel the same My paws are small and fluffy, my tummy soft and warm Get ready, pull your pants back on, I'm taking you by storm!!! Hedgehogs. Soft fuzzy warm cute.