My friends I stand before you To tell a truth most dire They lurks a treator in our mist Who haven't vote the captain's ire
He don't deserve no mercy We ought to shoot him with a gun But I am not an evil man but first let's have a little fun
We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope And throw him overboard drag him underneath the ship A terrifying deadly trip
Keelhaul, that filthy landlubber, Send him down to the depths below Make that bastard walk the plank With a bottle of rum and the yo-ho-ho (2X)
Throw on your brake lights, we're in the city of wonder Ain't gonna play nice, watch out, you might just go under Better think twice, your train of thought will be altered So if you must faulter be wise Your mind is in disturbia It's like the darkness is the light, disturbia Am I scaring you tonight, disturbia Ain't used to what you like, disturbia, disturbia (?X)