Rise all my soldiers the Lich king is here* Gather your “chars” to set some fear We're all level one and we fight with our hands See you in Bad Lands
But now when we're here they say that we're wrong They're leaving my raid now I’m standing alone I’m walking in Bad Lands with my wooden sword Now I’m running for live cause I’m hunted by hordes
I’m trying to escape to Ironforge I’m hunted by the hordes They're mounted and it so far away
I’m sick of being be ganked all fucking day In Stormwind I will stay And then I will be so AFK
I’m walking through Deadmines With cloth on my mage And I try to fight the mobs But it hurts
I'm calling my friend because he's fat and alone You're using Skype instead of the phone He's at level 80 and epic like hell I’m all out of spells
Now I’m standing outside cause I’m waiting for you But I’m not alone the hordes are here too I try to be friendly please what have I done Don’t kill me I’m just level 1.
I try to blink away This is how I play The same old story Every day
I don’t want to die As junior noob ally But when I’m in outlands I'll fly