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The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix.

Some dude once said
That love is a many funny things
I know there's a perfect girl out there for me
Cuz I see her in my dreams

Dream girl, you're a fantasy
You're the only one, out there for me
My love

Dream girl you amaze me
All dressed in paisley
Love how not one but both eyes are lazy
When I first saw you you were driving the bus
Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros

Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby
Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
Thick thighs, no waist
Not a care in the world
You're not crazy girl, you're just my baby girl

Yo, you a vision in sweats with a neon pouch
Half-eaten squirrel hanging out of your mouth
Rainbow poncho
The female tonto
Hear a loud noise start b-b-buckin like a bronco

Dream girl, you're a fantasy
You're the only one, out there for me
My love

You got your cell phone ring set to Sex & The City
You're like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty
Straight drippin in turquoise my Santa Fe queen
One short leg, you got the Santa Fe lean

It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep
And when you lift your skirt in public, yo, I can't help but peek
You're like Cleopatra, with the eyes of a pig
Love to watch you in the backyard when you go out to dig

Girl how'd you get those mousetraps glued to your neck?
Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?
You put away slurpies like a trash can
You're smile's all stainy and you're not too brainy, and...

I LIKE THAT
Talking to your shoe like it's your friend
I LIKE THAT
Yelling at the walls and make pretend
I LIKE THAT
Telling you to stop and then you don't
You say you're gonna stab me in my sleep
BUT YOU WON'T

Last week thought I saw you on the street
Turns out it was a bag of trash
Just a big ole bag of trash
I thought you looked like a bag of trash

Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room
Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon
You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix
And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mits

Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British
Never take your Chex Mix cuz you always get skittish
Open clams with both feet cuz your ambidextrous
No point, cuz we know you eat nothing but Chex Mix

Chex Mix, number one food snack in the land
It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand
Chex Mix, at your local grocer buy a box
Your family will all say:
CHEX MIX ROCKS

Chex Mix, you're the snack for me
You're the only one, I'll ever eat
Or buy
Chex Mix, you're delicious
You got sixty percent less fat
Than potato chips
TM

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