NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY? YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY HEART? LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME YO YO YO! OK, LET'S GO
AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES.................................................................... NICE THIS HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!" I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE............................................................... SMOOTH SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?" I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE" K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?......................................................................................... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN? I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED FUCKIN ILL PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL........................................................ A NICE BIG PENIS I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SOPHIE SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID" THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY...................................................... VERY FUCKIN FANCY I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE ORDERED CALAMARI YO WE HAD A NICE TIME PLUS ALOT OF WHITE WINE SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BUCK BILL FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY MIND SOPHIE SAID I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY 300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI................................................................... A FUCK TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING SOAPIES LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE.......................................................................... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS "OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S FUCKIN ON THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!" "THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!" JUST GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?.................................................................................... HOOK ME UP OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ..................................................... FUCK "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY! "JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI! NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!...................................................................... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY HEART? LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME! PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED PISTOL THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL! MY LITTLE BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE MAKES ME A KILLER (X8)
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY? YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT YOUR HANDS UP NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT MIRANDA I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES.............................. DRINKING SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!............................................................. KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE........................................................................... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A COLOURED ANGELINA JOLIE THE CHERR