A bad little punk moved into my neighbourhood He won't do nothing right just sitting down and (looks) spits so good He don't want to go to school and learn to read and write Just sits around the house and plays that punk rock music all night Well, thumb tacks on teachers chair chewin gum in girl's hair Now, junior, deprave yourself
Buys every punk rock badge on the magazine stand Every dime that he gets oh it's off to the beer pub (jukebox), man Well he worries that teacher till at night she's ready to poop From jumping his pogo and a singing with a punk rock group Well this punk rock's got to stop Junior's brain is full of junk Now, junior, deprave yourself
Gonna tell your mama you better do what she said Get to the barber shop and get that Mohawk off your head You shat and peed on the seats of the neighbours car When a policeman came your mother said you're too young so far Well, ya mama said its gotta stop Junior's head is dead as punk Now junior, deprave yourself!