Clap if you’ve got a ticket to the end of the world It was his last day on the force He was going through divorce He was a living breathing action screenplay cliche They said that they found it in the basement Enough to just blow that roof to the pavement And he was the man for the job, A one-man bomb squad A middle aged mess thinking: (chorus) “I feel like I’m gonna explode Any moment I’m ready to blow I can’t stand it, I get so worried I get so low But if I’m never your hero I can never let you down”And the sirens go “Oh ah oh ah” Their last hopes, on him they’d hung And they weighed him like a ton But perhaps for him he’d none much left to lose Tony, don’t sweat it Keep your hands steady You were born on a dare but you were born ready Cut the red wire Or was that the green wire? You’re on fire like:
(chorus) And if this is it I want to go out with a bang But I don’t claim to know anything