Fat and alone You're on your own And nobody's calling on your telephone
[Chorus] Things aren't getting any better (Frank: you're fat and alone) And you stretched out all your sweaters (Frank: so fat and alone) Things aren't getting any better They never, no never
Fat and alone You're out on your own King of blubber Sitting on your throne
[Chorus] Things aren't getting any brighter (Frank: you're fat and alone) And you're not getting any lighter (Frank: you're fat and alone) No never, no never, no never