(Why is there a muffin in my mailbox? Derpy Hooves!!!)
Just derped in, All wall-eyed - Must be hard to see. Mail Hoof out Time for delivery.
You notice that she's derpin You know she's thinkin' muffin You know she's gonna run in To that there table, baby. Package, probably broke it Stuffed up in the mail slit Derpy's gonna bust her bubble behind.
Ref.: She's a ditzy horse Gonna fly off course She's a blondie, blondie, blond for sures! She's a ditzy horse Gonna fly off course She will leave you, leave you, wantin' more!
Watch her derp When she jerks She eats it hard. Some might gasp And ask If she's all that smart
Coordination's lackin', Head she's always wackin', You know she's walkin' smack in To that mailbox, baby. Package probably broke it Tangled in the hammock Derpy's gonna bust her bubble behind.
Ref.: She's a ditzy horse Gonna fly off course She's a blondie, blondie, blond for sures! She's a ditzy horse Gonna fly off course She will leave you, leave you, wantin' more!
Like I'm Derpy Hooves And you gotta get it together Cause I'm goin' crazy And I'm droppin anvils like the weather. And you think I'm nuts And I don't really give a cuss There you go, Kiss me now, Hah ah ah! Bubbles on my butt, Muffins yeah! Woo! Woo! Woo! Like I don't really know What I'm talkin bout too! Derpin' derpin' derpin' Eyes are crossed La la la la la Is this north Or is this south? Lala lala wooo-hooo!
Ref.: She's a ditzy horse Gonna fly off course She's a blondie, blondie, blond for sures! She's a ditzy horse Gonna fly off course She will leave you, leave you, wantin' more!