[Verse 1] This is my sad Christmas song I've had it stuck in my head all day long I wrote it on the car on my ride home Cause I knew I'd walk in the door and I'd be alone Why'd I even put up that fuckin' tree? If there's no one here that's gonna see Just how pretty she looks on Christmas Eve Cause there's no one here next to me
[Chorus 1] This is my sad Christmas song So I light another bong I turn on the radio I binge watch our favorite shows This year feels kinda lame But the last one was the same But the holiday spirit they say Is taking off on a plane This is my sad Christmas song Fa lalalala
[Verse 2] I always thought that Santa was kinda cute There's something about his beard, big belly and boots I left Santa more than cookies this year I thought he might appreciate a few beers That's why I'm always on the naughty list He said cause when I get drunk, I'm always showing my tits He leaned in for a kiss and he got real near I had to stop Santa and say "My true love ain't here"
[Chorus 2] This is my sad Christmas song So I rip another bong I never been good at making plans Next year, I'm gonna be with my man My little sister says I'm the Grinch But my mom thinks I'm just a bitch Why did you have to go? We were under the mistletoe This is my sad Christmas song Fa lalalala Fa lalala
[Bridge] Missing you on fuckin' Christmas, why did you have to go? Wishing you a Merry Christmas, know I miss you so Missing you on fuckin' Christmas, why did you have to go? Wishing you a Merry Christmas, know I miss you so
[Outro] Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala) Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala) Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala) Wishing you a Merry Christmas