You're one mean stripper with a microphone And I'd respect you more if you just took off your clothes You're a waste of free minutes and a dance routine And your daddy had to buy the record company
Guess I'll be the bad guy So get mad at me I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks
[Chorus] You ain't no Madonna No you ain't no pop queen You're just a pre-Madonna suckin' up the paparazzi Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing You think that you're the real deal You're nothin' but a strip tease
I can only listen to you in a magazine You're the reason there ain't music on MTV
And I got a stack of ones, but it ain't for your CD I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks
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So take it off nice and slow Or take it off my radio
You ain't no Madonna No you ain't no pop queen You're just a pre-Madonna fuckin' all the paparazzi Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing You think that you're the real deal You're nothin' but a strip tease